March 12, 2011

Ciao, bella! I'm going to Italia...

In two days, ladies, I am flying to Italy for a much-needed vacation.  Just me and a friend, no kids, no responsibilities...sipping vino, drinking espresso and checking out chicks.  I can't wait.

So in my free time, I've been practicing some cheesy Italian pick-up lines, you know, just in case.

Want to hear them?


Sei uno spettacolo! — You are spectacular!

Ho perso il mio numero di telefono, potrebbe prestarmi il suo? – I’ve lost my telephone number, could I borrow yours?

Fa caldo qui, o è perchè ci sei tu? -Is it hot in here, or is it just you?

Che fa una ragazza perbene come te in una mente sporca come la mia? What's a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?

Hai da fare per I prossimi cent’anni? – What are you doing for the next hundred years?

And if any of these actually work and I end up naked...

Non dormo sulla chiazza bagnata.
(I'm not sleeping on the wet spot.)

In the meantime, to deal with your great sadness at my absence please feel free to read the older posts, comment on your favorites, and share with others (there's even a little Facebook button you can click on below each post.)

Arrivederci, ragazze!  (Goodbye, girls!)  See you in two weeks...